A South African plane had to make an emergency landing after a deadly cobra was found in the cockpit  At points during the ordeal the pilots could feel the snake slither down his body.... In other news... A man in Texas claims Apple's "Find My iPhone" app has been sending dozens of angry people to HIS house over the past year . . . claiming that HE has their phone. And he doesn't know why it's happening.
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