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BEN AND MATT COLD CALLS

B&M CC - Back To School
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Back To School starts with a Cold Call!
B&M CC - Barrel Boy After the ACMs
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Barrel spent last weekend at the ACM Awards in Vegas and we heard he may not remember much from Saturday night! Cold Cold delivered!
B&M CC - The Hanukkah Lights
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If you've got the kind of money to hire a profession Christmas lighting service, you should probably be pretty specific about what holiday you're actually celebrating...
B&M CC - The Christmas Caterer
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Losing your caterer a few days before your big Christmas party is HUGE problem... or it's a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Ben Gets Cold Called!
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It's a rare opportunity when we get to Cold Call one of our own... Especially when it's Mr. Cold Call himself, Ben! This is an instant classic!
B&M CC - The Jamaican Honeymoon
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Nothing makes a honeymoon more romantic then a Thelma Thompson Cold Call the day before you leave!
B&M CC - The BMX Track
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If that expensive BMX track you built in the back yard hasn't been HOA approved, you're probably about due for a Cold Call!
B&M CC - The Crack Toilet
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We find out if the best plumber in town is willing to rescue some illicit waste!
B&M CC - Release The Hounds
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We were tipped off about a frequently escaping Bassett Hound...
B&M CC - Halloween Crash
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Buford mistakes a Halloween decoration for something much more sinister!
B&M CC - Taylor Hicks/Taylor Swift
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As hard as Taylor Swift tickets are to get, finding out you may have accidentally ordered Taylor HICKS tickets can lead to bad things...
B&M CC - Rodney is Dating Grandma
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If a guy named Rodney Ezzard calls to tell you he's dating your Grandma, please, ask if it's a Cold Call before you kill anyone.
B&M CC - The Annoying Solicitor
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When door to door solicitors go WAY too far!
B&M CC - The Kurt Warner Jersey
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If the frame shop destroys the autographed Kurt Warner jersey you got for your dad's 80th birthday, it's probably a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Buford VS Baseball Coach
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If you tend to forget your practice gear at the ball fields, you better hope Bob Buford doesn't pick them up!
B&M CC - Thelma from your HOA
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If your HOA already sucks, learning that Thelma Thompson is on the board is really going to suck!
B&M CC - Buford and the Water Co.
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When Bob Buford finds a 'short and curly' in his water, you better be a great customer service rep!
B&M CC - Bobcat the Babysitter
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When your baby sitter passes your kid off to the care of her brother Bobcat Goldthwait, well... It's probably a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Fantasy Football
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Bruce Jenkins welcomes a new member to his fantasy football league...
B&M CC - Buford's Duct Work
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Or was that Duck work???
B&M CC - Thelma & Credit Card Fraud
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Thelma Thompson investigates some suspicious credit card activity...
B&M CC - Thelma The Bus Driver
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We caught wind of a mom who was concerned about her son's first ride on a school bus! Thelma called to reasure her... or not.
B&M CC - The Stolen Caddy
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Getting a nice deal on a used Cadillac is awesome! Until you find out it was stolen!
B&M CC - The Wrong Yamaha
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When you've got your heart set on a particular motorcycle and you've put down a cash deposit, learning that you're getting a rasberry colored version of the wrong model usually doesn't sit well...
B&M CC - The Dust Up
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With everyone on edge after the big haboob, we played with a valley newcomer's emotions!
B&M CC - Cold Calling Darius Rucker
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We enlist the help of Morgan Freeman to pull off one of our greatest Cold Calls of all time on one of country music's biggest stars.
B&M CC - The Pizza Streaker
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We proudly introduce the Peter Piper Pizza Streaker!
B&M CC - The Exchange Student
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While hosting an exchange student can add culture to your life and pad your income, there can be some bizarre strings attached...
B&M CC - Dwight Calls Justin Moore
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Our buddy Justin Moore gets a Cold Call from his hero Dwight Yoakam...
B&M CC - The Stolen Kia
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We do our best to get sued by accusing a woman of stealing her own car!
B&M CC - Smoking Your Vacation Away
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We convince a gentleman that he's been losing vacation hours 10 minutes at a time with every infamous smoke break...
B&M CC - Rodney & Lil' Pecker
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If you named your boat Lil' Pepper and they accidentally painted Lil' Pecker... Well, enjoy!
B&M CC - Lactose Intolerance
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Bob Buford refuses to tolerate any lactose intolerance at his summer camp!
B&M CC - Rodney & The Rattlesnakes
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Rodney managed to get a couple death threats in this Cold Call after performing some unsolicited snake removal services!
B&M CC - Little People Big Vacation
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When you've booked a vacation home a year in advance, finding out you'll be sharing it with a 'little' reality TV couple isn't exactly what you want to hear...
B&M CC - The Sexist Auto Mechanic
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If your auto mechanic tells you you're going to be charged an estrogen tax for being a female driver, you might be the victim of a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Meixcan Resort Under Siege
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You may rethink those vacation plans when you get a call from the resort telling you they're under siege by a Mexican drug cartel.
B&M CC - Dwayne's Busted Bouncey
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Calling a mother's son fat is never a good idea... period.
B&M CC - Mini Storage Sold
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Whoops, we accidentally sold your storage unit with your prized family heirloom in it!
B&M CC - Mother's Day Tattoo
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What better gift for Mother's Day then your 16 y/o daughter getting a tattoo.
B&M CC - Rodney Floods The Pool
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When your pool guy hires Rodney Ezzard to refill your pool, it's better that you're in town to deal with the aftermath.
B&M CC - Kenny G or Kenny Chesney?
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If you spent $500 on really good Kenny Chesney tickets, you'd be pretty pissed too to find out you actually bought Kenny G tickets... in New Orleans...
B&M CC - Introducing Dwayne
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We unveil a new character in order to fool one of our own KNIX employees, music director Kevin. Yeah, he bought it.
B&M CC - Buford Finds Mold
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Usually when a contractor finds the mold in your house, you're releaved to know. When it's Bob Buford however, it's time to panic.
B&M CC - Stripper References
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How would you respond if you were asked to give character references for your best friend who is secretly trying to become a stripper?!
B&M CC - The Cake Boss
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Another dream smashing Cold Call for an aspiring chef... We actually felt pretty bad by the end of this one!
B&M CC - Kenny Chesney Fan Club
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We duped one die hard Kenny Chesney Fan at the request of her boyfriend, but it does have a happy ending... Sort of.
B&M CC - Dog Groomer Fiasco
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Would you return to a dog groomer whose employees tend to brawl with each other?
B&M CC - Risky Flight
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A famous airline that has had some structural problems lately tries to convince a customer that it's safe to fly despite a hole in the plane.
B&M CC - Ben Cold Calls His Wife
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Yes, Ben may have gone too far this time... We Cold Called his wife Hollie and, against all odds, she bought it!!!
B&M CC - Cave Creek Wedding Dresses
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When a wedding is just around the corner, Cold Calls are just too easy.
B&M CC - Barkley and the Golfer
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Our friend Charles Barkley invites an avid golfer and known prankster to join him on the golf course... Only, not really.
B&M CC - Lucky Got A Ticket
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A classic in house Cold Call on one of our very own employees, Lucky! Or, not so lucky in this case.
B&M CC - Sink Busting Birthday
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Just when you thought you got away with breaking a sink at a bar during a drunken birthday bash... in comes the Cold Call.
B&M CC - The Beadazzled Tuxedo
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A groom finds out his custom tux has been mistakenly covered in beads and embroidery.. two days before his wedding.
B&M CC - Thelma & the Persian Room
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Thelma attempts to shake down the owner of the Persian Room about an unauthorized basketball hoop!
B&M CC - Christmas Tree Bombs
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If Jesse 'The Body' Ventura is accusing you of constructing Christmas Tree Bombs, you miiight be the victim of a Cold Call.
B&M CC - The Junk Collector
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Navajo County isn't pleased with one resident's growing pile of, well, junk.
B&M CC - Buford the B-Ball Coach
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If Bob Buford lands a job as a kids basketball coach, we've all got problems as future generations are in peril.
B&M CC - Terrorist Watch List
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We do our best to ruin Spring Break with our customized version of the terrorist watch list!
B&M CC - McCain Calls an Intern
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Senator John McCain calls a political intern to see if she'll cross the party lines...
B&M CC - Thelma Quaratines Cruise
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When you've been planning a cruise with your entire family for months, finding out you'll be spending the entire time quaratined in your room isn't exactly good news.
B&M CC - Finding a Fantasy Suite
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We enlist the help of Bachelor star Brad Womak to try and find a Fantasy Suite here in Phoenix.
B&M CC - Dog Allergy On A Flight
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A staple in the Cold Call forumla is finding new and interesting ways to screw up your travel plans!
B&M CC - Missing Sander
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We decide to accuse a fine young man of stealing a power sander he had already returned to the store... and you know how much people love to be accused...
B&M CC - Dr. Phil's Dog
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After Dr. Phil's dog attacked yet another stranger, we decided to see if we could get a little treatment for the good Doctor's K-9.
B&M CC - Missing Rental Signs
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What's worse; Your rental signs are missing without explination -or- the explination is that Carl from Slingblade is metorite hunting in your backyard at night...
B&M CC - No Cell Phones @ Boot Camp
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We caught wind of a woman who was illegally having phone contact with her son who is off at Army boot camp!
B&M CC - Furniture Order Cancelled
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Looking forward to that new bedroom set you ordered? Yeaaaah. About that...
B&M CC - Regis & Barrett Jackson
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Today was our annual tradition of calling the famous Barrett Jackson Auto Auction as a diva celebrity! This time Regis Philbin got in on the fun.
B&M CC - The Christmas Party Band
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If the band you booked for your office Christmas party has a bass player named Rodney Ezzard, don't invite the boss!
B&M CC - Water Heater Crisis
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Normally we don't Cold Call our coworkers, but when a group came running in telling us someone from across the hall was having a melt-down. We couldn't help it. Merry Christmas, Sarah!
B&M CC - Bruce Hates Your Lights
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Being told your Christmas lights are ugly and tacky would be maddening enough, but hearing it from Bruce Jenkins... Let's just say it didn't end well.
B&M CC - The Trash Truck Incident
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If you own a trash service company, be sure you don't unknowingly run over a tricycle belonging to Bob Buford's son.. Or grandson. We're not sure...
B&M CC - Oops, Wrong Color
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Make sure your contact at the HOA hasn't been fired before you move forward with that new color!
B&M CC - Killer On Your Flight
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This was instantly one of our favorite Cold Calls of all time. Thelma Thompson informs a woman travelling to Hawaii that a serial killer will be sitting next to her on her flight. Enjoy!
B&M CC - Rowdy Tenants
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When your tenants at your ASU rental house start pooping in the neighbor's mailbox, you might be a Cold Call victim.
B&M CC - Rodney's Costume Shop
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Ooops, looks like that authentic Snow White costume you ordered isn't available. How about the new Ho White model?
B&M CC - The Mazda Repo
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We enlisted the help of legendary college football announcer Keith Jackson to help us try and repossess a new Mazda.
B&M CC - Turtle in the Town Lake
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We were tipped off by a listener whose neighbor released a pet turtle into the recently refilled Tempe Town Lake...
B&M CC - Parker Calls for a Limo
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Once again we enlisted the help of Ben's son Parker to try and retain the services of a local limo company.
B&M CC - The Busted Golf Cart
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It's always strange being accused of drunkenly destroying a golf cart you returned in perfect condition... especially if you don't drink.
B&M CC - Steve Habib and the HOA
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HOAs are bad enough, but when they outsource their phone calls, well, that's a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Buford's Audi Repair
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If you've got the money to buy a new Audi, you should probably be sure Bob Buford isn't working at the dealership.
B&M CC - Outsourced Travel Agent
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Nobody likes to be sent to outsourced customer service... Espeically when they're telling you your flight is cancelled.
B&M CC - Too Many Tardies
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Thelma Thompson fills in for the school attendance officer.
B&M CC - The Bootleg Workout Tapes
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A listener tipped us off about her husband buying some bootleg workout tapes from a street vendor. Here comes Serpico!
B&M CC - The Bed Bug Couch
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Don't you hate it when your custom ordered furniture comes infested with bed bugs?
B&M CC - Rodney Needs A Rental
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We were tipped off about a woman renting her house, so we thought Rodney Ezzard and his band, The Superpumpers, might want to apply!
B&M CC - Buford's Cheverolet
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Nothing like having Bob Buford giving you quotes on repairing your truck!
B&M CC - The Rainbow Riders
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Bruce Jenkins attempts to recruit a new member to his notorious outlaw biker gang, The Rainbow Riders.
B&M CC - Missing Cell Phone
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If you lose your phone at a mall, it may be better lost then found by Rodney Ezzard.
B&M CC - Pine Needle Lawsuit
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Good fences make good neighbors! Unless, of course, pine needles happen to fall over them.
B&M CC - Rodeny & The Hunter
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Evidently Rodeny Ezzard is now in charge of the hunting season in Wyoming.
B&M CC - Buford VS Subway
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Bob Buford decides to give a Subway manager a piece of his mind!
B&M CC - Stolen Sail Boat
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We decide to try and convince a Lake Pleasant boat owner that his prized sail boat had been stolen.
B&M CC - Thelma Enforces Dress Code
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Thelma Thompson attempts to have a child sent home from school for violations of the school's very unique dress code.
B&M CC - Bruce Goes Car Shopping
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A listener had a car on craigslist so we decided to have Bruce Jenkins try and do a little haggling.
B&M CC - Morgan Freeman Tans
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Morgan Freeman helped out on this Cold Call by trying to make a celebrity treatment appointment at a local tanning salon.
B&M CC - Rodney Tows at Sky Harbor
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Rodney Ezzard moonlights as a tow truck driver with a knack for breaking things.
B&M CC - Thelma Alleges Dog Abuse
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Thelma Thompson, HOA enforcer, accuses a home owner of dog abuse.
B&M CC - Buford's Sky Dive
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Bob Buford tries to help a listener overcome her fear of skydiving as only he can.
B&M CC - When The Cat's Away
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This Cold Call serves as a reminder as to why it's NEVER a good idea to leave your teenagers home alone while you're out of town.
B&M CC - The Flagstaff Woodpecker
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A brave employee of a lawyer asked us to Cold Call her boss who has been dealing with a pesky woodpecker at his flagstaff vacation home.
B&M CC - Dept Of Revenue Calling
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This dude barely flinches when Bobcat Goldthwait tells him all his accounts are frozen due to a late payment of $80.00
B&M CC - Buford The Pool Cleaner
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Bob Buford does a little work as a fill in pool cleaner who, of course, can't help but flood the yard.
B&M CC - Surprise, You Bought A Car
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We surprise a woman with the news that her husband bought a car (a brand she hates) without her permission!
B&M CC - Cell Phone Company Hell
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This Cold Call revolves around an unnamed cell phone company which has been providing some aweful service to a loyal customer.
B&M CC - The Lemon F-150
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Selling a used car with major mechanical problems can come back to haunt you!!
B&M CC - Trashed Vegas Suite
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After leaving a bachelor party in Vegas a little early, this Cold Call victim was shocked to learn his buddies left him with $12,000 in damages to their room.
B&M CC - The Wife's Secret Vacation
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We inform a Boy Scout leader that his wife is secretly taking the family to Hawaii while he's off on business... And he's paying for it.
B&M CC - Room For Rent
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We were tipped off about a guy looking for a new roommate so we thought we'd apply!
B&M CC -Night Of A Thousand Stevies
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Nothing fires up a bride to be like learning you'll be sharing your wedding reception with one thousand drag queen Stevie Nicks impersonators.
B&M CC - Company Merger
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We decided to call a high level executive and inform him he just blew the new company merger.
B&M CC - The Pastor & The Harley
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A local pastor has his patience tested by his home owners association!
B&M CC - Buford Calls The Butcher
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A local family butcher shop gets a little customer feedback from Bob Buford.
B&M CC - Wrong Tax Credit Forms
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Thelma Thompson has the pleasure of informing this first time home buyer that he has all the wrong forms filled out and will not qualify.
B&M CC - The Buford Geek Squad
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Handing over your computer full of personal information to a stranger is stressful enough to begin with, but when you find out it's Bob Buford handling your computer... Well, that's a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Male Modeling
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If you're going to keep your aspirations of being a male model from your buddies at work, be sure the one girl you told isn't a snitch!
B&M CC - The Golf Ball Lawsuit
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Just because it's been two years since you hit a guy in the head with a golf ball doesn't mean he's still not going to sue you!
B&M CC - The 21 y/o Speeder
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You may be convinced you don't have to worry about photo radar tickets, but if your mom is worried, she may set you up for a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Buford Air Cooling
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When your wife asks you repeatedly to change the filters on your central air system, do it... Unless you like being Cold Called.
B&M CC - The Justin Bieber Vacation
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Nothing is worse then vacation plans gone awry... Unless it's Justin Bieber's fault. Then it REALLY stings.
B&M CC - The Wrong Dishwasher
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With a little help from a veteran of M.A.S.H., we dig into the case of the mistaken dishwasher.
B&M CC - The Downtown Clown
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When Rodney Ezzard, aka the Downtown Clown, calls to tell you he's filling in for the clown you've booked for your kids birthday party, you might be the victim of a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Two Guys and a Truck
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If you are moving to a different state and you are relying on Two Guys and a Truck, don't be shocked when you get a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Country Thunder Vendors
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If you're scheduled to be serving BBQ out at Country Thunder and you get a call requiring an all vegan menu, it's probably a Cold Call...
B&M CC - Shutting Off The Gas
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When your live-in girlfriend has a bad track record of forgetting to pay bills but a good track record of playing pranks, don't be surprsied when you're the victim of a Cold Call...
B&M CC - The Online Minister
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If you become an ordained minister through a free online website, you can pretty much expect a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Moving Truck Spill
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When you've got Bob Buford and Rodney Ezzard are in charge of moving your worldly possesions, you must be the victim of a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Dog Reposession
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When you take out a loan to buy a new dog and the bank forgets all about it, you might be receiving a Cold Call.
B&M CC - A Very Good Friday
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There's not a lot to say about this Cold Call other than this woman REALLY likes Good Friday... Oh, and it's hilarious.
B&M CC - Buford Cactus Removal
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When your HOA tells you that a dying cactus in your yard has to be removed, that's one thing.... When they hire Bob Buford to remove it... That's a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Ozzy Goes Country
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With Country Thunder rapidly approaching, Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne decide it's time to go country. Where would they find appropriate clothing? Saba's Western Wear, of course!
B&M CC - The Hyundai Smugglers
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We've heard a lot about cars being recalled these days for faulty gas peddles, etc. Few, however, are recalled because people smuggle drugs in the seats during manufacturing.
B&M CC - Move The Hydrogen Tanks
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It's never fun to be told by the city that you're going to need to move some unmovable piece of property. Unless you're this unflappable guy and it's a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Bridezilla
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Actually, she stayed pretty calm but Bruce Jenkins tried everything he could to bring out the Bridezilla in this instant classic Cold Call.
B&M CC - The KU Golf Prospect
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For this Cold Call we inform a student athlete that the coach from his university of choice would like him to spend a few years at a less desirable school first.
B&M CC - The PX90 Workout
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Bruce Jenkins, HOA president, has to inform a tenant that his PX90 workouts are hot, but not appropriate for a top floor apartment.
B&M CC - The Richard Simmons Cruise
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Thelma Thompson had the pleasure of informing this cruise goer that things on her ship will be a little different then she expected.
B&M CC - The Jaycees Dinner
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We had to inform the caterer for a Jaycee's dinner that his services were no longer needed.
KCT - War Games
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Kenny Chesney Theater - War Games
B&M CC - Tyson Shops On CraigsList
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Where does Mike Tyson go if he needs a new couch? CraigsList of course!
B&M CC - German VW Mechanic
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Few people are aware of a massive recall on VW Passats because of their dangerously defective cup holders.... Or not.
B&M CC - Dad Calls Your Boyfriend
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The only thing that could make your boyfriend's first meeting with your father a little more awkward is if he's way older then you and your 'dad' makes a very uncomfortable pre-call.
B&M CC - AZ State Lotto Winner
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The best way to burst your friend's bubble after they win 10K in the lottery and you don't; Sick a Cold Call on 'em!
B&M CC - Bob Buford's New Neighbor
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If you like keep a mountain of junk in your front yard and party at all hours of the night, hopefully you don't live next door to Bob Buford.
B&M CC - Busted Cable Line
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Just when you thought you may have gotten away with a little construction cable line mishap, in comes the Cold Call.
B&M CC - Science Center Birthday
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We enlisted Ben's impression of our IT director here at KNIX for this 'sorry your kid's birthday party will costs thousdands more then promised' Cold Call.
B&M CC - Buford Irrigation
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Bob Buford shakes down a local company about some serious drainage issues.
B&M CC - Pest Control Problem
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Bruce Jenkins had a little trouble with a mouse in his house. Who ya gonna call?
B&M CC - Rodney The Shoe Repairman
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We received a Cold Call request from a woman whose co-worker is obsessed with shoes and dropped off her precious $1200 pair to get cleaned for a high school reunion. Rodney Ezzard loves shoes.
B&M CC - Bob Beaufort Head Of HOA
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Getting harrassed by your HOA is a lot more fun when Bob Beaufort is doing the harrassing.
B&M CC - Al Pacino as Serpico
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We caught wind that a listener unknowingly passed a counterfit bill at a local casino. They may have let her off the hook, but we couldn't!
B&M CC - Paging Dr. Ezzard
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We decided to switch a listener's plastic surgeon with Rodney Ezzard... let's see if anyone notices!
B&M CC - Introducing Bob Beaufort
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This Cold Call is our first with our new favorite character, the wiley old redneck Bob Beaufort.
B&M CC - George Strait Goes Hip-Hop
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We decided to have George Strait call a hip-hop clothing store to get some duds for a new urban look.
B&M CC - The Chicken Hoarder
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Supposedly this KNIX listener's biggest crime to date was buying more then the household allotment of chicken breast that was on sale. Of course we had to bust him!
B&M CC - Barrett Jackson Auction
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We decided to see if our friend Morgan Freeman could get Ben & Matt and their 63 friends some VIP passes to the world famous Barrett Jackson Auto Auction
B&M CC - Cheaters Never Graduate
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We decided to let a recent graduate of an online college that her diploma would be invalid due to allegations of cheating...
B&M CC - Lost Golf Club
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Losing your favorite golf club on the course is bad enough, but when a 'good semeritan' calls to try and sell it back to you... that's a Cold Call.
B&M CC - QVC Junkie
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This Cold Call involves a QVC shopping network junkie and her 'opportunity' to be a guest on the show!
B&M CC - Mariachi Smuggler
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Nothing shocks a mother more then learning her 15 y/o son is stealing cars and smuggling mariachi bands across the border.
B&M CC - Cold Calling Jimmy Wayne
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We decided to see if we could convince Jimmy Wayne that one of his idols, Randy Travis, was calling to wish him well on his walk across America. Oh yes, it worked.
B&M CC - Playoff Tickets Revoked
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No good deed goes unpunished and if your wife buys you Cardinals playoff tickets, expect her to set you up for a Cold Call too!
B&M CC - Banking Problems
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Bruce Jenkins poses as a national bank rep calling a local customer/listener to inform her the fraud charges they reimbursed her for will be taken back.
B&M CC - Lost Dog In Compton
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Rodney Ezzard makes his first appearance in 2010 for this Cold Call where he finds a dog from Buckeye all the way in Compton, CA.
B&M CC - The Army Recruiter
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The request for this Cold Call asked if we might be able to scare a listener's son straight by convincing him he's been drafted into the Army. No problemo.
B&M CC - The Meat Processor
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This Cold Call introduces us to a new character and takes us back into the complicated world of game meat processing.
B&M CC - Barack & The Conservative
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Barack Obama makes his Cold Call return to debate health care and other top of mind issues with a local we're told is VERY conservative!
B&M CC - Lapse In Insurance
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Having a new baby is a beautiful part of life. But it can get a little ugle when the hospital sends you a massive bill citing a lapse in your insurance!
B&M CC - Car Delivery Mixup
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One Peoria, AZ resident was none too pleased when we let him know the man delivering his car was on his way to Peoria, IL.
B&M CC - Ski Trip Trouble
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Rodney Ezzard has the misfortune of informing a sweet young lady that her trip to Aspen will be a little different then she had planned.
B&M CC - Black Friday Nightmare
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We couldn't get through a black friday without spinning the shopping madness into a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Thanksgiving Nightmare
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When you decide to have a new oven installed two days before Thanksgiving, you're toying with Murphy's Law. Especially if Rodney Ezzard is the delivery man.
B&M CC - PIR Fender Bender
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Don't you hate it when you think you had a damageless fender bender and the owner tracks you down? Stranger things have happened at PIR!
B&M CC - Kiss Your House Goodbye!
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This Cold Call required us to call Valley resident and inform him that the house he owns in Illinois is sliding down a hill. Shockingly he doesn't seem to mind all that much.
B&M CC - Banned From Vegas
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This near tear jerker involves a woman and her very first trip to Vegas.... being cancelled!
B&M CC - Charles Barkley & A Piano
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Most music teachers wouldn't entertain the idea of teaching Charles Barkley how to play the piano. This one did!
B&M CC - Rare Bird In The Tree
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Nothing complicates a simple tree sale more then the presence of an endangered bird. Oh, and Rodney Ezzard, of course.
B&M CC - Banned Breed Dog
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We got a tip that a friend of the show was worried her apartment manager might have found out about her 'illegal' dog! Take note! This is the perfect recipe for a Cold Call.
B&M CC - The Elk Flu
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When asked to prank the owner of a meat processing plant, the only thing we could come up with was the H1N2 Elk Flu virus. Shockingly, it turned out pretty good!
B&M CC - The Rush Fan
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This Cold Call introduces a huge Rush Limbaugh fan to her hero!
B&M CC - Botched Surgery
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Recovering from surgery is hard enough, but when the doctor calls to tell you they've accidentally mis-drugged you, things get interesting.
BM CC - Double Booked Wedding
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It's fun to find out how the mother of the bride would react if you told her the venue for her daughter's wedding in two weeks is suddenly unavailable! That's what Cold Calls are for!
B&M CC - The Vegas Suite
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Your wife may allow you to take that trip with your buddies to vegas, but she may also nominate you for a Cold Call to even things out!
B&M CC - Unpaid Vacation
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Nothing ruins a nice paid vacation more then finding out you actually won't be getting a check for the days you took off. Unless it's a Cold Call!
B&M CC - Past Due Cable Bill
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Thelma Thompson steps in to do some debt collecting for a local cable company!
B&M CC - License Plate Scam
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It's never good when the MVD calls to inform you that you've been busted for your little license plate number loop hole, but it's always a relief when it turns out to be a Cold Call.
B&M CC - The Boat Repo Man
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We all know that if you borrow money from a bank to buy a vehicle, it has to be insured. And if it isn't, the repo man cometh. Or at least a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Facebook Stalker
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Some people who are new to Facebook and other social networking sites are a little to quick to post their personal information including their phone numbers. That is until they receive a Cold Call from Ben & Matt.
B&M CC - Death and Taxes
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Getting your taxes done late is stressful enough, but when the IRS calls to tell you that your refund was a mistake and you actually owe a substantial amount, well, that's a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Moving Truck Fees
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Don't you hate it when people violate their contracts? Couple that with the stress of moving and you've got a great recipe for a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Personality Screening
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When being hired for a new job, it's not completely uncommon to undergo a personality screening test. When it happenes to be a Cold Call, however, the questions get pretty interesting.
B&M CC - Pet Sitting Gone Bad
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Our advise is to never pet sit for anyone. It's a nice gesture, but it can only go bad.
B&M CC - Cancelled Hawaii Trip
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Nothing gets a woman's blood boiling more then informing her that her planned and paid for trip to Hawaii has been cancelled.
B&M CC - Gambling Debt
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If you're going to accuse your husband of being a degenerate gambler, don't be surprised when you get a Cold Call from his bookie.
B&M CC - Oops, Wrong Roof!
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There's no right way to react when someone calls to tell you they accidentally removed your roof. But this reaction is one of our favorites.
B&M CC - Suspicious Slots
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It's hard not to be jealous when someone you know wins $20,000 playing the slots. It's not, however, hard to set them up for a Cold Call!
B&M CC - Dirty Pool
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Don't you hate it when you report your neighbor for having a filthy pool and the city inspector notices your illegal awning?!
B&M CC - Nude Ice Skating
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Most places won't turn away business in this economy. Unless it's Bruce Jenkins looking to host a nude ice skating party.
B&M CC - Marriage Counseling
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Most marriage councelors will tell you they have heard it all. But have they had to mediate a fight between Archie & Edith Bunker?!
B&M CC - Custom Crib Gone Wrong
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When you're a couple of weeks from having a baby, the last thing you want is Bruce Jenkins and Carl from Slingblade handling your special order crib.
B&M CC - Happy Birthday From Rodney
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Nothing says Happy Birthday like Rodney Ezzard asking out your daughter.
B&M CC - Leaky AC Unit
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It's always a nice surprise when your AC repair man calls you to let you know your house is pretty much under water.
B&M CC - Flying Coach Backfires
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It can be tough flying with your kids, especially when they have to sit on your lap. But what if several hours before your flight you get bumped off the plane completely? A Cold Call reveals the dramatic conclusion!
B&M CC - Manuel The Massuse
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When ever you schedule a massage, you always have to hope your massuse is on the level. There are none creepier then Manuel and if he calls, it's probably a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Define Kidnapping...
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If you ever have to call a lawyer to ask for the definition of 'kidnapping', you may already be in trouble. Or said lawyer is the victim of a Cold Call.
B&M CC - Puppy Payments
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If your dog isn't fixed and gets loose from time to time, you may be liable for Puppy Payments should a neighbor's dog become pregnant. Or at least liable to receive a Cold Call.
B&M CC - My Daugher Is A Dog
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If you were ever curious whether or not a Vet would take child who happened to act like an animal; the answer is no. But it made for a funny Cold Call!
B&M CC - Tom Shane's Appraisal
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Famous jeweler Tom Shane makes an appearance in the Cold Call to help appraise a listener's wedding ring!
B&M CC - Window Tinting Ticket
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This one is an example of when Cold Calls go wrong!
B&M CC - Boob Job Gone Bad
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This Cold Call features Bruce Jenkins and a woman whose friends at the office are tired of her bragging about her new boobs!
B&M CC - Bobcat Wants A Maxima
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We enlisted the help of Bobcat Goldthwait for this Cold Call. Who knew he was such a fan of used Nissan Maximas?
B&M CC - The Lost Recordings
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This Cold Call welcomes back Rodney Ezzard as a recording studio engineer who accidentally erases a clients entire catalog of master recordings that she's spent all her money and the last 6 months of her life working on. It just seems cruel, doesn't it?!
B&M CC - Bimmer Fest
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Most BMW owners can tell you what Bimmer Fest is. They can also tell you how mad they would be if their prize ride that went in for a routine tune up was completely in shambles just days before the big car show. Learn more in this Cold Call.
B&M CC-Cooking Class Poisoning
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For this Cold Call we decided to let a sweet old lady know that she was under investigation for intentionally poisoning a culinary classmate. We felt REALLY bad afterwards!
B&M CC - Unknown Side Effects
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Rodney Ezzard is back for this Cold Call where he lets the user of a prescription medication know that there are some newly discovered side effects that he should definitely be aware of!
B&M CC - HOA Hell
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We were tipped off about a guy's guy who loves his mud bogging and absolutely hates his HOA. Recipe for a great Cold Call!
B&M CC - Too Many Tardies
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This Cold Call involves a middle schooler who has allegedly racked up one too many tardies from school... Oh, and he smells of booze and cigarettes. Won't his mom be surprised!
B&M CC - Berge Ford
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It was only a matter of time before we made a Cold Call to our friends at Berge Ford. The request came from the service department from a couple of guys who love to have a little fun with their boss from time to time.
B&M CC - Do You Insure Gerbils?
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A daughter and wife team asked us to have a little fun with their insurance selling patriarch. Bruce Jenkins to the rescue.
B&M CC - Ireland or Iceland?
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What better to do for your 5 year anniversary then take a trip to your homeland Ireland? Certainly not a trip to Iceland.
B&M CC-Phone Company Technician
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A listener tipped off to an overly gullible person so we thought we'd see how much a phone company technician could get her to do.
B&M CC-Barbara Walter's Demands
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We invited special guest Barbara Walters to help us with this Cold Call by calling a local hotel with a pretty interesting list of demands.
B&M CC - Home Appraisal Hiccup
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This Cold Call involves Bruce Jenkins and a few complications with a home appraisal.
B&M CC - Scorpion Exterminators
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The husband of a listener wanted us to mess with his wife so we decided to let her know that their exterminators were having their way with her house!
B&M CC-Baseball Cards For Sale
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We got a tip that a listener's father in law was selling all his baseball cards on Craigslist. We thought we could be an annoying potential buyer. He was NOT amused.
B&M CC-Toby Likes Chinese Food
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This Cold Call was simply an experiment in baritone country stars ordering Chinese food. The result? Hilarious.
B&M CC - Overdue Library Book
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A listener tipped us off to a friend who had a library book checked out since 1983. Thelma Thompson as an angry librarian makes for a good Cold Call.
B&M CC - Cash For Clunkers
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For this Cold Call we decided to let Rodney Ezzard handle a mix up with new Cash For Clunkers program and inform the owner of a brand new Ford that it's back to the clunker for him, lest he be arrested for grand theft.
B&M CC - Foot Amputation
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With the help of a fictitious foot doctor, we broke the news to an avid runner that his minor stress fracture might be a little more serious!
B&M CC - Tex & Lugnut Return
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This Cold Call required the help of our pals Tex & Lugnut who wanted to invite a local gal to the famous Dothan Days festival!
B&M CC-A Very 'Noisy' Neighbor
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This Cold Call features a flamboyant man confronting his neighbor about her late night antics with her new boyfriend.
B&M CC - Boat Squatters
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This Cold Call features a Phonecian who owns a boat in San Diego and was none too pleased to learn people were having a party on board without him.
B&M CC - Match Dot Complicated
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This Cold Call toys with what may happen when someone you've met through an online dating service doesn't sound quite the way you expect!
B&M CC - Cards Season Tickets
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This Cold Call was an experiment in what happens when you seperate a rabid Cardinals fan from her season tickets!
B&M CC - Mission To Haiti
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For this CC, we surprised an out of work mother with the news that her husband had volunteered her to chaperone a group of kids on a dangerous good will mission to Haiti.
B&M CC - Kicked Out Of Camp
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The good friend of a mother in denial tipped us off to this Cold Call. Her 'can do no wrong' son is at summer camp so we thought we'd let her know what a trouble maker he really is!
The Real (Fake) Moon Landing Audio
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We found out why those moon landing videos were 'mysteriously' erased! Evidently they couldn't keep a lid on their excitement! Warning: Explicit Audio!
B&M CC-Whoops! You're pregnant!
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A loyal KNIX listener asked us to help prank her husband for this Cold Call. They have 5 kids and are on birth control. Won't news of twins be a surprise for him!
B&M CC - Rental Car Blackmail
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This Cold Call featured a man who recently returned a rental car only to find out he was caught by a speed camera... doing something very inappropriate!
B&M CC - Vacation Plans Ruined
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In this Cold Call we break it to a local gal that her booked and paid for beach front vacation plans in San Diego have to be abruptly cancelled. She was NONE too pleased!
B&M CC - Digital TV Transition
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This Cold Call pits a sweet elderly woman with some TV trouble against a VERY patient Best Buy employee!
B&M CC - MVD Calling
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Jason emailed us about a buddy whose yard is riddled with WWII era vehicles. We thought he might enjoy a call from the MVD informing him of stiff fines and possible jail time!
B&M CC-Health Dept. Violations
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We got an email from a listener who has a friend who couldn't be more proud of her perfect little restaraunt in Flagstaff! Won't she be surprised to find out she has several health code violations!
B&M CC - The Robo Shopper
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A loyal KNIX listener asked if we could have a little fun with his friend who works at a drugstore. Sure, wasting people's time at work is what we do best!
B&M CC - New Kids On The Run
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Carolyn's best friend is coming to the Valley for a New Kids on the Block concert! What's more deserving of a Cold Call then that?!
B&M CC - Pool Table Delivery
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In one of our favorite Cold Calls to date, we got the chance to shatter a man's pool table dreams and then bring them right back to life!
B&M CC - Roofer Fued
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In this Cold Call we were asked by a listener to have a little fun at the expense of her husband who owns a roofing company in town.
B&M CC - The Wedding Planner
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We got an email from a woman who is getting married in a couple of weeks and getting nothing but grief from her husband who is raining on her planning parade! We can help with that!
B&M CC - Calling Mom From Jail
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A younger listener requested we help him terrorize his mother before he leaves for college. Sure, why not!
KCT - High School Musical 2
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Kenny Chesney Theater - K-Chez takes a stab at the High School Musical series! So dynamic!
B&M CC - Morgan Freeman Is Sick
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For this Cold Call, we had Morgan Freeman call a local pharmacy looking to fill an embarassing perscription!
B&M CC-Lilly & The Liquor Store
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For this Cold Call we had Matt's daughter call a liquor store looking to stock up on beer and cigarettes!
B&M CC - Overbooked Campground
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The sister of a loyal listener has been planning her family reunion for over 100 people for months! We decided she might be interested to know that the camp ground was double booked and the Hell's Angels would be crashing the party.
B&M CC - Salon Shampoo Recall
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A friend tipped us off to an overworked salon owner in Glendale! Won't she be surprised to learn a staple product has been recalled for some major issues!!
B&M CC-Shutting Off Your Power
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In this Cold Call, we get back at a notorious prankster/web designer who works from home by informing him his power will be shut off for nearly a month. He was none too pleased!
B&M CC - Tough Job Interview
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Larry has been waiting for the call that he landed a new job for weeks! He got the job but doesn't know it yet. We thought we would make it a little more interesting first!
B&M Cold Call-High Roller Baby
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This Cold Call has Ben's 6 year old son making high roller reservations at a Vegas hotel with a former Phonecian working the desk!
B&M CC-John's Precious Camaro
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Dave emailed us about his buddy whose obsession with his '68 Camaro he's had since high school has become annoying. It happens to be in the shop. Cold Call time!
B&M CC - Telemarketer Phobia
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Jeremy emailed in telling us how much his co-worker Gina despises telemarketers. What better way to make a Cold Call!
KCT - The Breakfast Club
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Kenny Chesney Theater - The Breakfast Club
B&M CC - Kenny's #1 Fan!
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In this Cold Call, we found Kenny Chesney's #1 fan and introduced her to his drinking problem. Thanks to Tex and Mud Flap for the help!
Celebrity Karaoke-We Are The World
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Ben's most magnificent celelbrity karaoke performance to date!
B&M CC - Adult Bookstore Calling!
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Today we decided to suprise the wife of a listener with the news that her hubby had bounced a check at the local adult book store, much to her surprise!
B&M CC-Graveyard Under The Pool
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Annoyed by her husbands obsession with his new pool project, listener Robyn asked if we could pretend to 'hold up' the project a bit. An Indian burial groud outta do the trick!
B&M CC-Bush Jr. Needs A Saddle
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George W. Bush decided he needs a new saddle. Luckily a listener happens to be an experienced saddle maker!
B&M CC-The Redneck Millionaire
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Our redneck pal Todd Carpenter may have just inherited $5 million dollars! Time to see if a financial advisor and husband of a loyal listener can help him spend it!
Kenny Chesny Theater - Unforgiven
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John Travolta got the week off, so Kenny Chesney stepped in to try out his acting chops!
B&M CC-IRS VS A Contest Winner
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Somtimes the value of prizes won on the radio can add up! We were tipped off about a notorious 'prize pig' and decided it was time the IRS checked in on her.
Matt Asked Out By A Listener's GF
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Cheater, Cheater!Matt was shocked this week to receive an email from a listener who claims he found emails from his girlfriend asking Matt out on a date! We decided to give him a call and talk things out.
B&M CC- Date A Fire Fighter!
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At the urging of her best friend, we agreed to call and try and convince a young single mother that she'd won a date with a fire fighter! She respectfully declines!
B&M CC - Barkley Calls BBQs Galore
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Our pal Charles Barkley bought a new BBQ, unfortunately for him a gas leak and the ill timed lighting of a cigar had bad results.
B&M CC - Rex Chapman's Leaky Faucet
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We were asked to Cold Call the husband of a listener who makes his living selling mobile homes! We saw it as a chance to file a couple complaints!
B&M CC - George Strait CC Fails!
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We got a request to have George Strait call and mess with a huge fan and high school teacher... It didn't work, but it's definitely worth a listen!
JTT - Pretty Woman
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John Travolta Theater - Pretty Woman
B&M CC - Barack Obama Visits A.J.
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Barack Obama received a special invitation to attend a high school graduation in Apache Junction. Of course he can make it!
B&M CC - The Randy Travis Fan Club
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For this prank call, we decided to convince a member of the Randy Travis fan club that Randy was a little randy himself... if you know what I mean.
B&M CC - Van Halen Nursing Home Gig
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Diamond David Lee Roth makes an attempt to book a Van Halen reunion gig at a local retirement home!
B&M Cold Call - Waxing Chuck Wicks
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After his stint on Dancing With The Stars we wanted to congratulate our pal Chuck Wicks. Unfortunately he wouldn't pick up the phone so we thought we'd have George Strait call instead! Chuck may hate us forever.
JTT - There's Something About Mary
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John Travolta Theater - There's Something About Mary
B&M Cold Call - Presidential Buckle
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Our own Carolyn Coffey asked if we could prank her brother who owns a jewelry shop in Prescott. With Obama's help, we did just that!
B&M Cold Call - Pushy British Dude
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KNIX listener Brian told us that his (expensive) hobby is buying and selling sporting event tickets around the country, much to the annoyance of his wife. That's all we need, Brian!
B&M Cold Call - Cinemax Calling
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Our friend and adult film producer for Cinemax decided to call and proposition listener JT's wife to be in his latest film alongside her husband!
B&M Cold Call - Lube Job Gone Bad
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After getting his oil changed, Angry Rich discovered someone left a bag of reefer in his car! Let's see how the manager at a Wal-Mart Oil-Change dept. handles the news.
B&M Cold Call - John Travolta
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John Travolta gives a call to wish a huge fan a happy anniversary. Unfortunately she wasn't willing to conver to scientology.
B&M Cold Call - Gay Bruce
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Our old pal Gay Bruce is looking for love in the form of listener Roman, unfortunately he dials his sister on accident!
B&M Cold Call - Air Supply
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Listener Mark emailed us saying his buddy, who happens to be the brother of the drummer for Air Supply, needed a little messing with. With the help of our angry strip club owner, we were more then happy to oblige.
B&M Cold Call - The Buffalo Chip
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Ben & Matt decided to have a little fun with our friends at the Buffalo Chip in Cave Creek with the help of 80's movie star Bobcat Goldthwait!
JTT - The Shawshank Redemption
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John Travolta Theater - The Shawshank Redemption
Date With A Listener Part 3
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Day 2 of Date With A Listener and Part 2 of our Dating Game questions!
B&M Prank I Love This Bar & Grill
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When Toby Keith's new 'I Love This Bar & Grill' opened in Mesa, we thought it fitting that Toby himself would call to check on things.
Date With A Listener Part 2 - Round 1 Of The Dating Game
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Known only as bachelorette #1, #2 and #3, Matt gets to know our finalists. (Day 1)
Date With A Listener Part 1 - Finalist Introductions
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While Matt can't hear and sits in a sound isolation booth, we introduce our 3 finalists to the audience.
Matt Sing Dierks - Take Two
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Well, on the second day of his quest to sing like Dierks Bentley, Matt presented us with this audio gem... WARNING: People with a heart condition or women who are pregnant should refrain from listening.
Matt Wants To Sing Like Dierks
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Matt, who happens to look like Dierks Bentley, has decided that he should be able to sing like him too. Here's some audio of that thought developing and ghastly taste of his untrained voice.
Michael Jackson Retires After Tour
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Michael Jackson announced yesterday that he would conduct one final tour and then retire to be the live in nanny for the Octo-Mom.
Rush Limbaugh VS Barack Obama
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In a grand coincidence, both Rush Limbaugh and Barack Obama called into the Ben & Matt show at the same time. Conference call, anyone?
Barack Calls A Mesa AutoZone
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After discovering that there were no cup holders built into Cadillac-One, Barack decides to take matters into his own hands and see if he can pick a few up at a Mesa AutoZone.
Barack Calls A Mesa Red Lobster
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Being a big fan of the restaurant and knowing that LobsterFest is about to begin, Barack attempted to reserve a table at a local Mesa Red Lobster during his short trip to the Valley.
Barack Calls A Mesa Rehab Center
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In an attempt to get some help with his smoking habit, Barack mistakenly calls a Mesa drug and alcohol rehabilitation clinic.
Mike Tyson Writes His Autobiography
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Iron Mike checked in with Ben & Matt today to talk about his work penning his own life story, half of which he wrote while in prison.
Julio Osegueda & Barack Obama
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During our interview with the energetic Julio Osegueda, we were able reconnect him with President Barack Obama much to Julio's delight.
JTT - The Exorcist
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A very disturbing John Travolta Theater - The Exorcist
JTT - Pure Country
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John Travolta Theater - Pure Country
JTT - Fast Times At Ridgemont High
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John Travolta Theater - Fast Times At Ridgemont High
JTT - The Matrix
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John Travolta Theater - The Matrix
JTT - Thelma and Louise
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John Travolta Theater - Thelma and Louise
JTT - Wallstreet
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John Travolta Theater - Wallstreet
JTT - The Chipmunks
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John Travolta Theater - The Chipmunks
JTT - Titanic
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John Travolta Theater takes on the box office blockbuster, 'Titanic'
Charles Barkley Gambling Troubles
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On this particular morning, Charles Barkley gave us a call to make a plea for help as his gambling debt with the Wynn casino in Las Vegas had him in a tight spot with some shady characters.
JTT - Beaches
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John Travolta Theater - Beaches
George W Bush - Jenna's Wedding
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This time the former pres called in to talk about his daughter's wedding and even wrote a little song about it.
JTT - The Breakfast Club
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The first ever round of John Travolta Theater featuring the 80's cult classic 'The Breakfast Club'
Nora Harwick
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In this bizarre interview we talk (at least we try to) to Nora Harwick, a 102 year old UK woman who recently posed nude for a charity calendar.
Fred Rogers Post Mortem Interivew
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The late Fred Rogers, aka Mr. Rogers, joined us in studio from beyond the grave on what would have been his 80th birthday.
MFT - A Few Good Men
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Morgan Freeman Theater - A Few Good Men - 2-3-09

 


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