Parker – go to the woods.  Maybe look at a little gray with turkey on it.  He will say “Hello” or “Good Morning.”  Maybe a net to catch him.  Put him in a baggie.  Put him in the seat besides you.  Drive him home open the door take him out of the baggie.  Pull everything off of him.  Wash him with a towel.  Stuff him with cheese from the grocery store.  Put Brown bread on top of him and on the bottom.  Cook him on the stove for a half hour at 30 degrees.  Take him out of the stove and make hm.  Mom makes good sandwiches and Daddy makes better steaks.  Mom makes better turkeys then my dad.

Ryan Ch – You can got o the store or the farm.  They are about 4 inches tall, and 6 inches this way.  They are brown, tan and they gobble.  Catch him with a big net.  Put them in a cage in the car.  Pick off the feathers and wash him with ice water.  The oven is really hot for 8 hours.  Take him out and eat him. 

Ashley – Got o Walmart and look in row 27.  He has a big tail, red, and yellow and 5 pounds.  Buy salt, pepper and string cheese in row 3.  Wash it in the sink… no soap.  Stuff a chicken inside him.  Cook him in the oven 40 minutes at 5 degrees…cut it and take it out and eat it.

Jacob – I can’t cook turkey, I cook eggs.  Go to the grocery store.  Go to the bones part of the store.  In the meat section, look for the big one with two feets.  Elephants have four feet… don’t get that one.  Get turkey food to feed it.  Get the dead turkey.  If you get the live turkey, it will peck you on the head.  Stuff him with turkey meat, 2 salts and 1 or 3 peppers.  Wash him with sink water… Pour water on him, don’t use soap on him or he will be yucky.  Microwave him an hour.  Then you eat him.

Anthony – Go to the barn.  Look in the nest.  Look for the quiet one.  Shoot it.  Put it in a bowl.  Put it in the back of the truck.  Cut the head off.  Wash it and pull the feathers off.  Cut a circle in the turkey and shove a chicken in it.  Cook it in the oven for… I think…10 minutes for 10 hot.  Then you eat it.

Abby – Go to Target.  Look in the chicken section.  I’ve bought it there before.  If you want to make a turkey get olive oil.  I think that’s what my mom uses.  A drop of honey.  It’s like this big and this long.  I think butter would make it.  A little pepper.  I think that’s all.  Take it home and take the blood out of it.  It comes with blood.  Wash it with cold water because the blood doesn’t taste good.  Put cooked cottage cheese and olives in the turkey.  The whole family has to like olives.  Cook in the oven.  I think you should do it for 2 whole hours at … I don’t know … hot maybe a little bit hot or cold.  Eat it.

Matthew – I “make” cooking with my mom.  Go to the zoo or farm, I mean.  It will say “gooble, gooble.”  It’s 5 inches, brown on it.  Catch it with a net.  Carry the turkey in the net.  Put it in a cage.  Borrow the turkey, feed him and let him drink.  Let him go to bed.  Pull his feathers off. Wash him with a wash cloth.  Stuff him with a pan, salt, sugar, and meat loaf. Cut. I think that’s all.  Cook him on the BBQ or stove for 8 or 10 minutes.

Gavin – Go to the zoo.  Look for one with the gobble thing.  He is as tall as me.  Look for the quiet one.  Shoot it!  Put it in a cage.  Pull the feathers off.  Wash it in the sink.  Stuff it with candy.  Put it in the oven for 60 minutes in a super hot oven. 

Sydney – Go to the farm.  Look for the one with a beak, goofy feathers, goofy legs…orange and brown.  He says “bonk, bonk, bonk.” Ask the farmer to catch it.  Put it in the cage.  Drive it home and shoot it.  You bring it to a turkey store and they will pull off the feathers and wash it.  Stuff the turkey with a chicken.  Put it on a plate and put it in the oven.  Put the oven at really hot for probably 9 hours.

Grace – Go to the farm.  He will have a gobble and be orange.  Catch him with a net.  Strap him in a seat belt.  Take him home.  You could maybe wash him before you cook them.  Leave the feathers on him to cook it.  Cook him in the microwave for 15 minutes,  Then you eat it.

Dilen – Go to Target it’s by the movies.  It’s about that big.  I think you put apples inside…green beans, oranges peppers and pepperoni.  Don’t wash it.  Put it in a pan and cook it 50 or 10 minutes for as hot as the oven can get.  Eat it.

Brad – Go to the barn and look for a tall one.  He will say “gobble, gobble, gobble.”  He has a big red thing under his chin and has a beak.  He has red legs and brown feathers.  The farmer will catch him.  Put him in the very back of the car.  Cut him up when you get home.  Wash him in hot water and plain soap.  Stuff him with fat, chicken sauce and a chicken.  Put him on a pan.  Cook him in the oven for 20 minutes at 20 degrees.  Take him out.  Eat him.

Isabella – Go to the barn.  He will look like a tail, with a circle…straight tail.  His beak will be ten feet tall.  He will say “gooble.”  He can run and wobble.  You catch him with a net.  You put him in a cage.  Cut his head and tail off, but not his feet because it’s part of the turkey.  Wash him in ocean water and put him in the fridge until Thanksgiving.  Put him on a plate.  Put water and salami and milk on the inside.  Cook him in the oven for 10 hours and hot like fire.  Put him in the freezer to cool off.

Max – Go to Safeway near the freezing stuff.  Buy chicken soap, gravy, chicken, butter, milk.  Wash it in the sink.  Stick a thermometer in it.  Put gravy in the middle of the turkey.  Cook it in the oven for 8 minutes at really hot.

Jett – Go to the forest.  Look for the feathery one.  It will say “gobble, gobble.”  It’s red and brown and colorful.  Take a gun and shoot it.  Put it in a net.  Pick the feathers off.  Put bones on the inside of him.  Milk, cookies and chickens too.  Put him on a pan.  Put him in the oven for 6 minutes at 60 degrees.  Then you can eat him.

Cameron – Go to the farm.  Look at a picture to see which one you want.  Look for one with a flat head.  He will say “bock, bock, bock” and is brown.  Catch him with a net.  Put him in a bag.  Take him home.  Pull the feathers off with a glove.  Wash him with your hands.  Put turkey meat on the inside.  Cook him in the oven for 6 minutes at 6 hot.  Then you eat it.

Tea- Go to a farm.  He has brown legs, he has a red “wobble.”  He has a diamond shaped beak and a gobble, gobble.  Catch him with a net, put him in a cage.  Pick out the feathers with your hands.  Wash him in the sink with regular water.  Stuff him with rice.  Cook him in 5 hours in the oven at 5 degrees.  Then take him out and eat it.

Connor P. – Go tot a farm.  He has feathers, a beak and feets.  He says “cock a doodle do.”  Catch him with a net.  Put him in the fort seat with a seat belt.  Take him home and pull off the feathers.  Wash him with sink water.  Stuff the turkey with a turkey.  Cook him in the oven for 40 minutes at pretty hot.  Eat em.

Kristi – I like to cook chickens.  Go to the farm.  It’s fat, it eats corn, it clucks, it’s round.  You catch him with a net.  Put him in a little box.  Take him home.  Pull off his feathers with scissors.  Wash him with bubble soap.  Stuff him with 6 pieces of rice, a little bit of chicken.  Cook him in the oven for 4 minutes at 11.  Then you eat him.

Alison – You find him at the  grocery store line #1.  It’s brown.  It’s legs are cut, it’s kinda  shaped funny.  It’s in a black basket with a thing on top covering it.  You get it whole baked.  You get the circle can with cranberries, you get mashed stuff it looks like potatoes.  Stuff him with cranberries.  Cook it in the stove for maybe 10 minutes… maybe 11.  We eat it.

Cailtin – Go to the farm. I’ve seen one before.  It has a red thing covering its beak.  The boys have a beard hanging down to show off.  They don’t talk like us.  Kill him with a gun.  Put him in a cage or a box that closes.  Take off the feathers with a knife.  Wash him with sink water.  Stuff him with blood and bones and chicken meat.  Cook him in the microwave.  I think for 3 minutes.  Eat him.

Nathan – Go to the farm.  He will look like a brown pinkish.  He will say gobble.  Catch him with a net and cut him.  Put him on a plate.  Cut off the feathers with a knife.  Don’t wash him.  Stuff him with bones and babies.  Cook him on the stove 1 hour at 26.

Sofia – Go to Target. It’s in the Thanksgiving stuff.  It looks like a fat turkey at 26.  Stuff bones in it.  Wash him in salt water.  Cook him in the microwave 25 minutes at super hot.  Put it on the table.  Set up the table. 

Alexandria – Go to the farm.  He has gray and gold feathers. He is 4 feet tall.  He says “gobble.”  Shoot him with a gun.  Put him in a bag.  Cut the feathers off with scissors.  Wash him in the sink with water, no soap.  Mom puts a plug in the big hole and a pumpkin and leaves.  Microwave him 10 minutes at super hot. 

Lindsay – Go to Safeway.  It’s in the first isle.  It has big bones and chubby.  It has bumps on the bones and legs.  It’s beige and 15 pounds.  Squish a chicken on the inside.  Wash it in the sink with water.  No soap or it will taste gross.  Put it on the grill 4 hours at really hot.  Then you eat it.