So these are real, we swear.  Apparently they're selling like hotcakes in China.  They're known as the Anti-Perv leggings and women wear them to discourage men from hitting on them... We're thinking they're probably pretty effective!

The Redneck Mouse Trap!  Hey, it's humane!

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We've been patiently awaiting the return of Ron Burgandy for many years now... The time of reckoning is growing nigh.

Jenny McCarthy still looks amazing at age 40!  So good, in fact, that Carl's Jr. thought it was worth throwing piles of cash at her to headline a very revealing ad campaign for the fast food restaurant!  Good call, Carl's!  Just don't try convincing us she actually eats there...

Snakes are scary enough on their own... But snakes that can open doors?  It's the stuff of nightmares!