A man was pulled over by the police, for sitting parked in the middle of an intersection, upon investigation, the police found out he had drugs. The suspect thinks he is inocennt, as he is saying the pants he was wearing are not his pants, and he does not know how they got on his body.... In other news.... A town in New Jersey is struggling to keep its youth baseball umpires, because parents keep screaming at them. So they have a new rule: If you berate an umpire, YOU have to suit up and call games YOURSELF.